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Matt

Matt was actually 6’5″ until 2002 when he had height reduction surgery because he was sick of people asking ‘Hey! How’s the weather up there?’ Matt is tired all the time. It was theorized to be mono but it turns he is just lazy. He likes shiny things, things that sparkle in the moonlight. He was born with a fully formed set of teeth.